One Pager Ideas

Specsavers
Guerrilla activation

Tennent’s Lager
World Cup activation.

Although the dream is now over, this World Cup was the first in over 28 years that it wasn’t shite being Scottish.

So let’s commemorate this through a uniquely Scottish fanzone pop-up.

Nokia 3310
Reverse Robberies

The Nokia 3310. Indestructible. Also unthievable. Even in London. Because outsmarting phone thieves starts with a dumb phone. 

We’ll release CCTV footage of guys on bikes with hoods and ballies pulling up on strangers in the street. But after nicking phones, they throw them back.

Fray Bentos Pies
Hijacked Doomsday Clocks

Fray Bentos is often mocked as a relic of wartime Britain. And while the Luftwaffe isn’t overhead anymore, global tensions are the highest they’ve been in decades. Meaning Fray Bentos might come in handy again…

Let’s sponsor a doomsday clock with Fray Bentos.

Nike SB
Branded wrist splints

In skateboarding, you’ll never achieve anything without hurting yourself along the way.

So just do it.

Better Than Sex Potato Seasoning
The Bangers and Mash Bus

Better That Sex Potato Seasoning wanted viral fame.

So let’s prove we’re better than sex. Through converting Britain’s biggest shagger into a wholesome spud-lover instead.

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